Always on the lookout for sims behaving badly, my mission is to create a state of zero joy and pure compliance with law in any neighbourhood I appear in.
Skills
Writing ■■■■□
Cooking ■■■□□
Gardening ■■■□□
Charisma ■■□□□
Cleaning ■□□□□
Purse swinging ■■■■□
Crocheting ■■■■□
Ironing ■■■■□
Dealing with objections ■□□□□
Education and courses
May 2020
Economics
University of Britechester
Apr 2012
Villainy
Foxbury Institute
March 2005
Drama
UNI
Previous work experience
NOV 2021 – CURRENT
GARDEN PRODUCE STAND OWNER
Crumplebottom Shop, Finchwick
voted best produce salesperson in the village for three years running
increased apple glossiness 5%
trained the most successful delivery boy in the company’s history
OCT 2017 – NOV 2021
PLEASANTVIEW GHOST
Pleasantview Cemetery, Pleasantview
developed a new ‘groan pack’ for guiding new ghosts that led to a 15% increase in scares
sourced a new gravestone provider that created savings of £6,000 per annum
led market research that identified 20 new prospects, ultimately leading to 8 new ghosts