Hello,
I am Agnes Crumplebottom.

  agnes@crumplebottom.com
  0 5555 666 777
  Henford, the Sims 4
  crumplebottom.com
  LinkedIn

Always on the lookout for sims behaving badly, my mission is to create a state of zero joy and pure compliance with law in any neighbourhood I appear in.

Skills

  • Writing  ■■■■□
  • Cooking  ■■■□□
  • Gardening  ■■■□□
  • Charisma  ■■□□□
  • Cleaning  ■□□□□
  • Purse swinging  ■■■■□
  • Crocheting  ■■■■□
  • Ironing  ■■■■□
  • Dealing with objections  ■□□□□

Education and courses

May 2020
Economics
University of Britechester
Apr 2012
Villainy
Foxbury Institute
March 2005
Drama
UNI

Previous work experience

NOV 2021 – CURRENT 

GARDEN PRODUCE STAND OWNER

Crumplebottom Shop, Finchwick

  • voted best produce salesperson in the village for three years running
  • increased apple glossiness 5%
  • trained the most successful delivery boy in the company’s history

OCT 2017 – NOV 2021

PLEASANTVIEW GHOST

Pleasantview Cemetery, Pleasantview

  • developed a new ‘groan pack’ for guiding new ghosts that led to a 15% increase in scares
  • sourced a new gravestone provider that created savings of £6,000 per annum
  • led market research that identified 20 new prospects, ultimately leading to 8 new ghosts